Thursday, 29 May 2025

 




 Frankie, by Graham Norton.

            I am sure anyone would agree that we are living at the moment in very uncertain times;  the world is undergoing great change politically and physically and ordinary people (thee and me) are reluctant witnesses, it seems,  to many international injustices both large and small so we must look for any form of escapism that works – and reading, the art of the story, still features hugely with the majority of us:  we need something elevating and heartwarming to remind us that the world is still a good place., and such a story is Graham Norton’s ‘Frankie’.

            In Ireland, Frances Howe’s parents died in a car accident when she was ten years old;  Frances was an only child and her care was taken over by her mother’s sister who was married to an Anglican minister who tended to address everyone in biblical phrases, always careful to stress how charitable her aunt and he were being in providing her a home.  Frances’s only happiness at this time was her schoolfriend Norah’s home in which she was always welcomed by Norah’s refreshingly normal parents;  sadly, this situation changed when Frances was seventeen:  her Uncle married her off to another clergyman who was much older than she and when her new life commenced, Frances found that the reality of being a Canon’s wife was vastly different from what she’d imagined – including the marital bed, the mysteries of which remained as opaque as ever.  Until Frances, delivering eggs to needy parishioners as part of her wifely duties, met one of the flock whose very presence ignited an eroticism with which Frances was entirely unfamiliar:  needless to say, there was no happy outcome for Frances;  her sham marriage was over, she was ‘cast out’ by her anything-but-saintly husband, and exiled to London, to share a flat with Norah.

            And Norah had been having adventures of her own, deciding that the company of women was infinitely more preferable than men, but she was instrumental in ‘retraining’ Frances in the secretarial arts – shorthand and typing, filing etc – to an efficiency that earned Frances a trip to New York with her new Boss, a woman of ‘that’ persuasion hoping to change her new secretary’s mind as to her sexual preferences – which didn’t happen, and after a disasterous start to her time in The Big Apple, Frances becomes Frankie and her real life, with its stratospheric highs and dismal lows, finally begins.

            Graham Norton in his Acknowledgements pages says that his editor always makes him feel like a novelist rather than a chat-show host with notions.  Well, the wonderful protagonist he has created is a shining example of his talent at story-telling on the grand scale:  I defy anyone to say that they were not fully engaged with Frankie’s adventures, from her sad beginnings to her loving end, for this is a story of love in all its colours and stripes, and that is what the world certainly needs at this troubling time.  FIVE STARS. 

              

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, 13 May 2025

 

The Cracked Mirror, by Chris Brookmyer.



            Penny Coyne (yes, really!) is a very elderly librarian from a small Scottish village:  what makes her notable is that she has highly reputable skills as an amateur detective, solving numerous cases that have foiled many police, and forcing them to call on her services more than they would wish to.  Eat your heart out, Miss Marple!

            She is about to meet Johnny Hawke, typical burnt-out LA detective, with a reputation not only for putting away the bad guys (some of them in a very permanent fashion) but also for inadvertently causing the demise of every partner he has had so far:  in light of that fact, are Ms Coyne’s days numbered?

And why would they ever meet except for both receiving invitations to an impossibly High Society wedding at a very grand Scottish Mansion now being run as a hotel – neither of them know either bride nor groom.  Which is enough to prick anyone’s curiosity, so here they are, Penny in tweed skirt and twinset, and Johnny, trying not to look like an LA cop in a very cheap suit.

            The stage is set for one of the cleverest Whodunnits I have read for years, and the Big Reveal doesn’t happen to the very last page – and even then presents more questions than answers.  Johnny has ended up in Scotland because he’s on suspension for being the cause of death yet again of his latest hapless partner and has been told by his boss to ‘get out of town and stay out’.

The wedding invitation arrives at a very welcome time though he is worried as to how the bank account will survive the experience, especially in light of the Great and the Good arriving for the wedding;  they have no such financial worries.  The bride and groom, too, seem madly in love – until the bride reveals to Penny last-minute cold feet, then she disappears just before the ceremony is to begin – and is found dead, a presumed suicide, in a similar fashion to the circumstances of the crime Johnny was investigating in which his new partner died, and further investigation reveals that this is the third similar death in similar circumstances. 

            It is not long before the brawny brainy gumshoe recognises a kindred spirit in the woollen-clad, keen observer of human behaviour  -  ‘there are always consequences when you break any rule, Johnny’ – and they combine to make a formidable team.  Until , further into this dazzling story, the reader is aghast to realise that Johnny and Penny are not bona fide protagonists, (spoiler alert) but characters in a  brilliant video game:  no-one is what they seem and Chris Brookmyre has tricked us all with his marvellously inventive characterisations and plotting:  what a booki!  What a writer!  What a game!  SIX STARS