LAST GREAT READS FOR AUGUST, 2015
Starlight Peninsula, by Charlotte Grimshaw
This story is the latest
in Charlotte Grimshaw’s collection of connected short stories and two novels,
‘The Night Book’ and ‘Soon’ featuring some of the same characters. I haven’t been able to track down ‘The Night
Book’ in our library system but read ‘Soon’ (see January 2013 review below) and
was mightily impressed; few other New
Zealand authors can emulate her shrewd observance of the strata of Auckland
society; of those who live on the
hallowed slopes of the Eastern Suburbs, and those who aspire to – and the
various attempts they make to get there.
Ms Grimshaw has plenty of fun with New Zealand politics both
national and local, and ruthlessly satirizes the back-room deals, the Old-Boy
networks and the donorships, both corporate and private that keep the
conservative government afloat, and for most kiwis, some of her characters in
‘Starlight Peninsula’ are easily recognisable;
the fat German internet mogul wanted for internet piracy by the United
States; the TV current affairs host,
ablaze with sincerity and expensive suits;
a gaggle of cabinet ministers involved in suspicious activities, not to
mention the Prime Minister, forced to state repeatedly that he knew nothing
about illegal spying on said German internet pirate.
Ms
Grimshaw’s wit and talent to expose hypocrisy is as sharp as ever; sadly, her story loses merit because her key
character, Eloise Hay, is a dingbat of the first order. Sorry, Eloise, but it’s true: you are too unfocussed and wimpy to give
credibility to the plot, so there.
Eloise
is a research assistant for the aforementioned TV current affairs host. She is also awash with grief and Chardonnay
because her husband has just left her for ‘a bullshit New Age actress’. She sits alone in the marital home on the
Starlight Peninsula which will be sold from under her soon: ex-hubby is a big-time lawyer, immensely rich
thanks to his parents, Sir Jarrod and Lady Cheryl Rodd (what fun Ms Grimshaw
has with names!) and they all want the property gone – along with her – so that
they can make a killing. Because that’s
what they always do.
Eloise
loves Starlight Peninsula. She doesn’t
want to live anywhere else, but instead of reaching for solutions she just
reaches for the bottle; even an
interesting new neighbour can’t keep her away from the demon drink and her
family are even less effective – which is not surprising. Eloise’s loving sister Carina and her
daughter are towers of strength, but their mother Demelza (!) is poisonous
enough to have frolicked with Gorgons as a child: she offers Eloise ‘another brandy for the
road’ when her drunken daughter comes to visit.
Ee, Chuck, she’s a right one, her! (Demelza is from Manchester).
Eloise
consults Klaudia, a formidably logical German Psychotherapist in an effort to
sort out her troubled thoughts and realises after much analysis that ‘a layer
of the world has been hidden from me’ – which causes her to delve past her
broken marriage into the grief she suffered from the mysterious death of her
boyfriend Arthur many years ago, a death that she has refused to acknowledge
had many suspicious elements to it. ‘He
was the love of my life!’ she declares to various people, but seems to have no
trouble feeling emotional attachments to those very people. (It’s the booze talking, love.)
In
her bumbling, stumbling winey way, Eloise is starting to unravel the secrets
surrounding Arthur’s death: her
seemingly random, haphazard lurching from one potential guilty party to the
next uncovers some surprising and shocking truths: she attributes her acumen to ESP; the fat
internet pirate calls it ‘collective consciousness’ – call good luck whatever you like, but by the
end of the novel, Eloise has ferreted out enough secrets and lies to achieve
her dream: to remain in the house on the
Starlight Peninsula. As she states to
Klaudia (don’t look at your watch, Klaudia!) ‘The house is a mind. If I lose my house I will lose my mind.’
Well
done. I applaud the fact that she grew
enough cojones to blackmail the big baddies to hang on to her beloved house; it was a mighty achievement, but please, Ms
Grimshaw, could she NOT be a continuing character in your next novel?
Ms Grimshaw’s other characterisations are, as
always, beautifully and finely drawn, and her depiction of Auckland, that chaotic,
teeming, vital city is as superb and truthful as ever. Highly recommended, except for You-Know-Who.
Soon,
by Charlotte Grimshaw
Simon Lampton and his family enjoy a privileged and
enviable position: a close friendship
with the current Prime Minister of New Zealand, David Hallwright, enabling them
to be honoured houseguests at his palatial holiday home north of Auckland for
the summer. For Simon and Karen his
wife, it is a very satisfying time; they
have reached social heights envied by their contemporaries and never dreamed of
by themselves. Simon is a wealthy and
successful obstetrician and gynaecologist but came from the very lowest of
backgrounds; Karen is his trophy wife,
another goal to be ticked off his list of
life aspirations, along with the respect of his medical peers, beautiful
home, BMW and children – whom he loves utterly:
they are his reward, his bonus for the hard years of his childhood with
an alcoholic father and the hard work of studying and establishing himself in a
demanding medical field.
Life
can’t get any better – can it?
Unfortunately,
all that glitters is not gold: the
longer the Lamptons stay with the Hallrights, the more hidden agendas reveal
themselves: the friendship with David on
which Simon prides himself – ‘I never kowtow to him; I’m apolitical and always give him my honest
opinion. That’s why we get on so well
together’ – goes through subtle changes, partly caused by David’s glamorous
second wife Roza, who holds all the males of the holiday household in thrall,
including Simon. As the holiday
progresses it becomes increasingly obvious that Roza doesn’t regard Simon and
Karen as bosom buddies; she tolerates
them charmingly for one reason: she
wants their adopted daughter, Elke – because Roza is Elke’s natural
mother: she couldn’t look after her when
she was born, but she can now and begins an insidious campaign to win over the
affections of the beautiful 18 year old.
Ms
Grimshaw describes this tug of love so articulately that the reader feels
palpably the steely determination of one character to possess, and the
heartbreak and anguish of others finally aware of what they stand to lose. As they find themselves trapped in the
cleverly-woven web of privilege and ambition, all masked by the paper-thin
veneer of best-mateship, Simon and Karen have to decide which hard decisions to
make, and how to keep that which they love most – as well as retaining their
self-respect.
And this is not Simon’s
only crisis: a shameful memory from the
past rears its ugly head, threatening not just him and his cushy life but
scandalous enough to cause big problems for his ‘best friend’ the Prime
Minister. Simon Lampton’s envied
existence is fast becoming intolerable.
Ms Grimshaw has given us a
wonderful story, written with great pace and clarity. Her characters are a delight, each captured
with elegant and astute observation – David Hallwright bears a striking
resemblance to our own Dear Leader, John Key, and his party and policies are
mercilessly dissected.
In my reading experience,
no author can evoke mood, atmosphere and landscape more strongly than she, and
it is a pleasure to read such a fine book.
Highly recommended.
The
Slaughter Man, by Tony Parsons.
Detective Constable Max
Wolfe is sent to the scene of a gruesome murder in one of the most affluent
gated communities in London – so exclusive there are only six houses in the
enclave. An entire family, the parents
and two teenagers, have been dispatched execution-style by a cattle bolt, a
weapon used to stun cattle before they are slaughtered at the freezing works: the only other family member, a four year old
boy, is missing. As they begin their
investigation, the police can only hope that he will be found in the first
twenty four hours: chances of survival
traditionally fade from then on.
Max and his superiors are reminded of another similar
crime committed more than thirty years ago:
a farmer and his three sons were killed by the same means by one of the
Travellers (they aren’t called Gypsies any more) – but the Traveller has done
his time; he is old and dying and his
family are fiercely protective of him. He
can’t have done it – can he?
As the investigators wade through mountains of evidence,
the façade presenting the dead family as idyllically happy and functional
starts to crumble: Mum and Dad, former
Olympic athletes, were having marital problems that resulted in Dad keeping an
apartment solely for the use of meetings with prostitutes; it is unclear if Mum was aware of his
infidelity, or if she cared: the
question is academic, but Max still requires answers of his own and as always he’s
very good at playing hunches, and turning over stones to see what’s underneath. And as always, it is nothing good.
Mr Parsons has once again written a very efficient
thriller. Characters from the first book
return as strong as ever, and he writes with great warmth and humour of Max’s
relationship with his little daughter, and the pitfalls of sole parenthood –
and the great rewards. His careful
attention to detail again lifts his story above the hackneyed, and while I had
to suspend disbelief when the bastardly baddies bury Max alive (in a coffin
already occupied by a mouldering pile of bones and other nasty bits and
pieces), his escape was still just this side of credulity. Well, he had to get out, didn’t he? He has to be in the next book!
This is a bone-rattlingly good sequel to ‘The Murder
Bag’. Highly recommended.
The Murder Bag, by Tony Parsons.
This is the first thriller
that Tony Parsons has written, and what a good time he has had with the
genre: all the boxes are ticked; there are plenty of corpses; the suspense builds with each murder; there are heaps of suspects, and it is almost
guaranteed that no-one, and I mean no-one will know whodunit until the very
last pages. What more could a dedicated
thriller reader ask for? Mr Parsons
fills every requirement.
Detective Constable Max Wolfe has just received a
promotion and a pay rise, thanks to his disobedience – not because he meant to
be insubordinate, but he acted spontaneously on a hunch that proved to be
right, saving a lot of lives after he was ordered to cease and desist.
Now he has been seconded to the investigation into the
murder of a prosperous London banker who has been dispatched in a very novel
fashion: his throat was not merely slit,
but excavated – gouged out with a weapon that was usually used by wartime
commando troops. To complicate matters
further, no fingerprints or indeed any trace of the killer is found at the
murder scene, and were it not for a school photo of seven teenage boys found in
his office, the police would not even have a starting point. Until Max, with the enthusiasm of the new
recruit pursues the old school connection between the boys, most of whom attend
their banker friend’s funeral. Several
of them have become very successful, including an aspiring politician and a
prosperous lawyer; one has become a
warrior captain serving in Afghanistan – but one has committed suicide, and
another is a heroin addict.
Despite the horrible loss of one of their little band,
the remaining friends are reluctant to speak of their school days with any
clarity and remain committed to the same story:
they could not understand how anyone could do such a thing – the banker
was a fine fellow, beloved by all – until Max uncovers evidence of cruelty and
sadism, particularly towards the banker’s wife.
Things, as usual, are never what they seem and the situation only gets
worse when the heroin addict is found dead, also with his throat gouged
out. As more of the original seven are
picked off by the same method the remaining potential victims are eventually
only too happy to unburden themselves of their dark teenage secrets, but to no
avail: they still continue to die, and
the police always seem to be just a day late and a dollar short.
Mr Parson has constructed a very busy, convoluted
plot; there are a lot of subsidiary
characters and subplots that require the reader’s concentration, but the pace
rattles along at a very satisfying speed, as do the pages. In fact, this is a page-turner so good that
Detective Constable Max Wolfe (who manages to get himself suspended twice for
not following orders) should not be confined to one book only: I hope this will be the start of a series.